Alzando™
Your Audit — £297
Alzando™ Your Audit

Your listing is
underperforming.
Find out why.

Your Audit — £297 →
A property optimisation consultancy
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Sound familiar

Your reviews are good.
Your occupancy isn't bad.
But you know it could be better.

01
You manage it yourself
You don't want to hand over 25% to a management company. You just want better results without the guesswork.
02
The data already exists
Every listing generates signals — in the title, the photos, the reviews, the pricing. Most hosts can't read them. Alzando can.
03
One audit changes everything
Scored sections, specific findings, ranked by revenue impact. Not generic advice. Your property, precisely.
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+ any listing URL
Services

Five services.
One direction.

Start with an audit. Add what you need.
Most clients use two or more.

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01
Your listing, forensically examined.
From £297
02
Every change made. Nothing left to action.
£197 add-on
03
Styling direction.
Remote.
From £197
04
Hands off.
Results on.
£97/mo + 8%
05
Zero to live. Optimised from day one.
From £597
Get in touch
Your audit starts here.
From £297
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How it works

Three steps.
One week.

01
Submit your listing
Paste your listing URL and platform scores into the intake form. Takes five minutes. No account needed.
02
Receive your report
A 10–12 page PDF within five working days. Scored sections. Specific findings. Ranked by revenue impact.
03
Implement and earn
Work through the plan yourself, or commission Full Implementation. Your 30-minute follow-up call is included.
Results

What an audit
actually changes.

See all results →
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The property
Coastal Cottage,
Cornwall.

A 3-bed cottage. Mid-range pricing. Good reviews. Occupancy stuck at 61%. After the audit and implementation — 90 days later.

Real client · Names withheld · Devon & Cornwall
The numbers
Occupancy rate
61%
84%
+23%
Annual revenue
£18,400
£27,100
+£8,700
Review score
4.72
4.96
+0.24
Search ranking
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The founder

Built by someone
who actually did it.

Alzando's methodology wasn't developed in theory. It was built and tested on a live Devon property — managed remotely, optimised obsessively, while studying a degree and working for the NHS. Every service Alzando offers was proven here first.

Meet the founder →
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Start here

One audit.
Everything changes.

A complete audit of your short-let listing. Anywhere in the world. Delivered within five working days.

Your Audit — £297
No ongoing fees · No management cut · One report, yours to keep